The Zong

Thank. Fucking. Christ.

General manager Brian Sabean said on his weekly KNBR radio program on Thursday that, “It’s safe to say the bullpen is being reviewed,” and that, “we’ve got to the point where we are going to have to do something.”

That’s what I’ve been talking about!

I don’t know who the fiddly-fuck Randy Messenger is. I don’t really care, because if the Giants had paid Benitez the rest of his money to go fishing then I would have been fine with it. I’m sure he would have found a way to fuck that up, too, but that’s only good news for the fishes. He’d probably have some other guy on the boat catch like 9 of them, then he’d go throw the fish back into the ocean and then blame it on the guy driving the boat.

As it is, Sr. Gasolina gets to go to a team that plays the Mets a bunch more times. Life is sweet, and even if he saves 30 games for the Marlins for the rest of the season, I give props to Brian Sabean for admitting that he made a mistake.

Now, about that anemic fucking lineup…

- M.G.