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• 2008
  • February
    • Professional Sports*, 2/6/08
  • January
    • And Then There Were Two..., 1/30/08
    • A Progressive Voter’s Guide to the 2008 Primary Elections, Part Two: Universal Health Care, 1/28/08
    • A Progressive Voter's Guide to the 2008 Primary Elections, Part One: Green Issues, 1/24/08
    • Idiots Taste Like Victory, 1/18/08
    • So Little Says So Much, 1/15/08
    • Sixteen and Obama, 1/4/08
    • A Return to Form, 1/4/08
    • 2008: A Year in Preview, 1/2/08
• 2007
  • December
    • When is a Majority Not a Majority?, 12/19/07
    • Et Tu, MLB?, 12/17/07
    • News Flash: Brian Sabean Isn't Fucking Doing Anything, 12/5/07
    • The Big NIE, 12/3/07
  • November
    • Finally, A Cure For Embryonic Stem Cells, 11/20/07
    • Indictments: They're Not Just For Dog-Murdering Fuckheads Anymore, 11/15/07
    • Uh Oh, 11/15/07
    • The NBA is Faaaaaaaantastic!, 11/13/07
    • No, wait...THIS must be rock bottom, 11/12/07
    • At Least We Have the Sharks, 11/9/07
  • October
    • Winning the War on Qatari Farms, 10/16/07
    • Gore Watch (tm) - No Plans, 10/11/07
  • September
    • An Open Letter to Senator Dianne Feinstein, 9/25/07
    • Building Character, One Loss at a Time, 9/24/07
    • Outta Here?, 9/21/07
    • Sorry Bro, You Just Got Your Shit Tased, 9/19/07
    • The San Francisco Shite, 9/17/07
    • Winner Take All, 9/14/07
    • AT&T Park: The Most Beautiful Library in the Major Leagues, 9/12/07
    • September the 11th 6: The Re-Re-Re-Re-Re-Remembering, 9/11/07
    • America the Beauty Queens, 9/5/07
  • August
    • This isn't going to hurt at all, 8/26/07
    • With This Bag of Popcorn, I Thee Humiliate, 8/23/07
    • America is Winning the War!, 8/20/07
    • Guilty-Ish, 8/16/07
    • Go Niners!, 8/8/07
    • The Commish's Omission, 8/6/07
    • Congressional Oversight (The Big Dumb Fuckfaces Remix), 8/6/07
  • July
    • A Genius Passes, 7/30/07
    • Like Watching Old People Fuck, Only Less Exciting, 7/25/07
    • Gore Watch! (tm) : The Kids These Days, 7/24/07
    • What is Up the President's Ass?, 7/23/07
    • A Glaring Non-Indictment, 7/23/07
    • SuperDick and Scooter, The Boy Wonder, 7/11/07
    • Down With the GOP? Yeah, You Know Me!, 7/9/07
    • Checks and Imbalances, 7/3/07
  • June
    • Great America: Not In Our Parking Lot, You Won't, 6/20/07
    • Voters Heart Shitty Music, 6/19/07
    • It's All Fun and Games Until 6 People Get Killed, 6/18/07
    • It's Cold in the Basement, 6/11/07
    • You've Come A Long Way, Embryonic Protoplasm!, 6/8/07
    • Scenic Santa Clara: It's Where the Boring's At, 6/6/07
    • Everything in Moderation, 6/5/07
  • May
    • One Small Step For Los Gigantes, One Gigante Plane Ride for Mr. Gasoline, 5/31/07
    • It's the Bullpen, Stupid!, 5/30/07
    • Exhausted Resignation and Words, Not Deeds, 5/29/07
    • The G.O.P & Jack Bauer = B.F.F., 5/16/07
    • See You at the Rapture!, 5/15/07
    • Just a reminder, 5/14/07
    • Casting the First Stone, 5/9/07
    • God Save the Bullshit, 5/9/07
    • Bawk, bawk, bawk, 5/8/07
    • An Open Letter to Billy Ocean, 5/7/07
    • The Zong Welcomes E.Z. and the J.R.B., 5/7/07
    • Hizzy in the GS, 5/4/07
    • So THAT'S what they do in those locker rooms., 5/3/07
  • April
    • Gore Watch! (tm) Don't Believe the Hype, 4/26/07
    • Am I A Jerk?, 4/24/07
    • Or Whatever You Call Them, 4/19/07
    • Bandwagonin', 4/19/07
    • New Blood, 4/19/07
    • Illegalize It, 4/18/07
    • Ladies and Gentlemen: YOUR San Francisco Giants, 4/17/07
    • Imagine all the Carnage, 4/17/07
    • Taxing Philisophical, 4/16/07
    • "Once a Human Being, Always a Human Being.", 4/12/07
    • Cronkled, 4/12/07
    • Count It!, 4/12/07
    • It's (gonna be) a Long Season, 4/11/07
    • El Chocolate Es Muy Popular En El Estados Unidos, 4/5/07
    • Money Changes Everything, 4/4/07
    • Season's Greetings!, 4/1/07
  • March
    • Things That Make You Go "AAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!", 3/29/07
    • Hunters Point: Is It All Just a Wonderful Dream?, 3/28/07
    • Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Watch "Monday Night Football", 3/26/07
    • Gore Watch! (tm) Mr. Gore Goes to Washington, 3/21/07
    • Are You Ready for the Blu-Ray?, 3/19/07
    • Do Other Shoes Drop in Santa Clara?, 3/19/07
    • Al Qaeda Pajama Party!, 3/16/07
    • Every Rove Has Its Thorn, 3/16/07
    • Maybe the Terrorists Will Go On Strike, 3/14/07
    • Because Fuck Cancer, That's Why, 3/12/07
    • Creation Care (tm), Brought to you by Jesus!, 3/12/07
    • Will Alberto Gonzales Sleep with the Fishes?, 3/9/07
    • Vivan Los Gigantes!, 3/8/07
    • Persecutors Persecuting Prosecutors , 3/7/07
    • Dollar Dollar Bill, Y'all, 3/6/07
    • Why Gay Republicans are Dipshits: Exhibit 1, 3/5/07
  • February
    • No Child Left Insured, 2/27/07
    • The Gyroball Revealed!, 2/22/07
    • Shmabeas Shmorpus, 2/21/07
    • GWB + GW = B.F.F!!!, 2/20/07
    • Off to the Whale's Vagina, 2/20/07
    • Afghanistan Reloaded, 2/19/07
    • The New-Look the Zong, 2/19/07
    • Cheney-Mania, 2/15/07
    • Gore Watch! (tm) - Dancing in September, 2/15/07
    • It's Good to Be the Decider, 2/14/07
    • The Gyroscope of Evil, 2/13/07
    • Miller Time, 2/13/07
    • Time Warp!, 2/12/07
    • Elegy for a Worthless Bimbo, 2/9/07
    • Speaking of Global Warming..., 2/8/07
    • Gore Watch! , 2/7/07
    • With Friends Like This, Who Needs Panties?, 2/6/07
    • Zugzwang, 2/5/07
    • That's right, I said "Pooper Bowl.", 2/5/07
    • Pooper Bowl, 2/2/07
    • Bonds or no Bonds?, 2/1/07
  • January
    • Conduct Unbecoming an Electorate, 1/31/07
    • What Are They Really Showing You, Mr. President?, 1/30/07
    • What an Asshole!, 1/29/07
    • The Long Reach of History, 1/29/07
    • The Anatomy of a Bad Idea, 1/26/07
    • G.N. + J.Y. , 1/25/07
    • The Tale of Two Barrys, 1/25/07
    • Keeping Space Black, 1/24/07
    • The Rank and File, Crossing the Aisle, 1/24/07
    • Just a Reminder..., 1/23/07
    • 100 Hours, Cali-style, 1/23/07
    • It's the system, 1/22/07
    • The Stasis of the Union, 1/22/07
    • And the Nominees for the World Series of Football are..., 1/19/07
    • I Hope We Kept the Receipt, 1/18/07
    • The Secrets of My Success, 1/17/07
    • Gore Watch!, 1/17/07
    • A Lousy Year, 1/16/07
    • Playoff Predictions, Volume II, 1/12/07
    • The Worst That Could Happen, 1/12/07
    • Quote of the Day, 1/11/07
    • Surge and Pray, 1/11/07
    • Performance Anxiety, 1/10/07
    • Ted Kennedy is Wicked Awesome, 1/9/07
    • Baseball Season in San Francisco!, 1/5/07
    • Sweet Web Love, 1/5/07
    • How to Make a Martyr Out of a Murderer, 1/4/07
    • Blinging in the New Year, 1/4/07
• 2006
  • December
    • Don't Make Us Come Over There, 12/19/06
    • Ballin'!, 12/18/06
    • The New Way Forward, 12/18/06
    • The Tale of Two Offseasons, 12/15/06
    • It's Like Any Funeral in Philly, 12/12/06
    • Meet the New Bums, Same as the Old Bums, Part II, 12/12/06
    • Please Obama, Don't Hurt Us, 12/8/06
    • You Think it's Cool to Lie?, 12/8/06
    • Who’s Afraid of Osama bin Lladen?, 12/7/06
    • Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, 12/6/06
    • Maybe We Can Ask Venezuela to Send Some Troops, 12/6/06
    • Meet the New Bums, Same as the Old Bums, 12/6/06
    • Inaugural Theismann Music Awards, 12/4/06
    • Someone Lock the Barn Door, the Horses Have Been Stolen!, 12/4/06
    • Glasnost is for Pussies!, 12/1/06
  • November
    • Belly Itchers!, 11/30/06
    • Talking a Lot and Saying Nothin', 11/29/06
    • Standing Up, Standing Down, Giving Thanks, 11/28/06
    • Santa Clara is for Assholes, 11/28/06