The Zong

Happy birthday, asshole!

All sorts of Hollywood types showed up and the Maloof family, owners of the Sacramento Kings, gave him a diamond-crammed watch worth nearly $50,000…

…Owens rated this his best party yet. He also called the watch from the Maloofs “definitely, by far, the best gift I’ve ever received.”

“I think it’s about 6 1/2 carats. It’s definitely an eye-catcher,” he said. “I started to wear it today in practice, but, you know, I didn’t want to blind anyone.”

- M.G.